Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Christianity in 105 Words

"CHRISTIANITY IN 105 WORDS: The belief that a walking dead Jewish deity who was his own father although he always existed, commits suicide by cop, although he didn't really die, in order to give himself permission not to send you to an eternal place of torture that he created for you, but instead to make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically promise him you accept him as your master, so he can cleanse you of an evil force that is present in mankind because a rib-woman and a mud-man were convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree." ~ Anonymous, 'Freethought Today', December 2011, by Freedom From Religion Foundation (ffrf.org)

1 comment:

  1. How dare you mock my non-beliefs! You will metaphorically, but also for reals, burn for an extra-long eternity in a fictitious, mystical oven my magic-sky-Charlton-Heston-look-alike-imaginary-father-figure has created for people like you and turned on the hottest setting, while his bastard son, Zombie-Jesus laughs!

    Suck on that blasphemer!